Tiny Dancer - Elton John
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Mothers Day!
Dear Mom,
You have influenced me to become an exotic dancer, I will someday live in the Play Boy Mansion, becoming one of Hugh Hefner’s bunnies. I hope to make you proud.
~ Your Daughter: Cailin
dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen
comet, cupid, richard m. nixon
i’m watching 60’s batman
and batman just sadly whispers “what a terrible way to go…go”
AS A GOGO DANCER FALLS TO HER DEATH IN A NUCLEAR REACTOR
Boys cry.
Girls masturbate.
Boys can like pink and not be gay.
Girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian.
Boys can like ballet.
Girls can like video games.
Boys can be hot without a six pack.
Girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat.
Gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do.
self confidence? no. self confidance. dance until you believe in yourself, even if it takes a thousand years of the macarena
new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music
louis in chicago: a saga
1. he took some pictures in a parking garage
2. he took some pictures on the street
3. he did a lot of shopping, took pictures
4. he changed his jacket to one he purchased and took more pictures on the street
5. went to an ambiguous grocery store for reasons unknown, took pictures
6. gets a random assortment of tattoos, one of which is on his ass, while his winter girlfriend’s family watches on, took pictures
7. leaves and there are cars that her family get in but apparently he gets on a train with a bunch of dudes
8. might be at a toys for tots benefit concert, who knows
9. some people buy him some shots, he says he got a penguin tattooed on his ass “as a joke”
10. takes a drunk picture on the street with a bunch of dudes and all their asses are out
11. goes to starbucks, takes pictures
12. goes to a bar, takes more pictures, drinks beer and buys random dudes shots
“I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.”
— Uma Thurman
(via naturaekos)
Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females.
I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance for me. Build me a fucking house. Impress me, you mediocre fucks.